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A Facebook term used to describe entering into an ill-judged "relationship" that will last, on average, three weeks.
*insert name* likes your life event
When someone lives a Gribble Life, it means they stay on the internet all day, looking up ridiculous things to buy, or delving into conspiracy theories. This person is usually paranoid, and spends excessive amounts of money on items online. Derived from the TV show "King of the Hill", the phrase is based of one of the main characters, Dale Gribble.
(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"
(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."
(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"
(Dale) "Yup."
(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"
Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.
(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"
(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."
(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"
(Dale) "Yup."
(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"
Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.
Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.
April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.
A person you love who feels the same towards you. You both are comfortable with each other and share a bond that not even you could break if you wanted to. No matter what happens you will always be connected someway, somehow. You don’t have to be in a romantic relationship with a person to be a life partner, sometimes you just are what you are.
Probably the best example of life partners:
Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are
A person who carries around all your belongings when going out. i.e wallet, phone, keys. He is responsible for all of these things and is responsible if anything is lost.
You can also have your life caddy answer your phone calls, responds to texts, and pay for your drinks at the bar from the money in your wallet that he is currently holding.
I'm defiantly going to need a life caddy for my 21st birthday, i don't want to lose my phone
Either used after someone said something awkward or in order to break the silence in a group that suddenly turned silent.
* awkward silence *
Boy: What a life...