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to slowly peel back the foreskin of a really nice cock...or so they tell me
Mom please don't, you know i like it better when uncle jeff is here to skin me.
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The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.
I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.
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1. to tell the direct honest truth despite the repercussions
2. to let some one know the way it is with no qualms about it
" Andra asked me how her horse hair weave looked so I had to watch me , and tell her."
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Eat my large smelly dick
David Bowie asked, “can you orb me?”
“Zoey totally orbed him last night!”
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Groups of girls that go out to restaurants and night clubs and incessantly take group pictures of themselves so they can post them on Facebook and marvel at how good looking they, and all their friends are.
The me-parazzi girls never actually meet or dance with anyone when they go out.
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What ur gunna do cause I'm gone.
I'm over ur ass an ur gona miss me
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Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way
Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?
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