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When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven
Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex
When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.
a person(s) who take a shit out in a field
you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"
Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.
“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”
“I literally just took a shower man.”
When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.
Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.
The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?
A girl or woman who wears pro jerseys, athletic wear or too much 'swag.' Sporty chick who wears swag often.
Example: "She only wears her AAU team swag to school. She's such a swag muffin." Example: "She is sporting a Bulls jersey today-what a swag muffin."