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Someone who loves peanut butter more than anything else in the world. Will eat any amount of peanut butter to satisfy their crazy craving for the stuff. Similar to a crackhead needing more crack.
Rosa, a peanut butter addict, loved peanut butter so much that she sold her car to buy a life time supply of peanut butter.
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smooth, creamy and easy to spread.
I eat peanut butter pussy because its smooth, creamy and easy to spread.
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An idiomatic phrase from "My Drunk Kitchen," which reminds its viewers of the importance of one's shit being buttered, especially if one expects it to have any taste or flavor. Crucial advice to remember when cooking shit-faced.
Dude, you want grilled cheese? First, butter yo shit!
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The opposite of a dutch rudder. Where someone else grabs your cock and you move their hand up and down.
My wife was asleep, but I put her hand around my schlong and gave myself a belgian butter churn
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At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...
Dude my girlfriend was cray at the movies and gave me a butter beat off.
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A Wateville Butter Bucket is when you go to the movies with a chick and when you get popcorn get extra extra butter,Cut a whole in the bottom of the container and stick you dick threw it and when the chick grabs for popcorn she grabs your dick and hopefully gives you a hand job
"Dude I totaly slip the Waterville Butter Bucket on that chick last night"
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When you take a shit and theres so much doodoo in between your butt cheeks it feels like peanut butter.
Example 1 - Bob took a mean shit and got peanut butter cheeks
Guy 1 - Damn, Took a big shit and now i got peanut butter butt!
Guy 2 - That sucks, I took a shit last week and had it too.
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