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If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.
He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.
When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
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Proclaims Life to the King.
Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.
But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.
That's the part they don't get.
That's why Long Live The King.
These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.
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That's how long it took us to get Harvest back.
At first it was going well. Then setback after setback... Loss after loss... Made what was going to be a quick and decisive win... Into five long years of hell.
mario says “So long, Kinga Bowser!” When he throws bowser in the original super mario 64