Means you are exactly like your parent(s) or older sibling or gaurdian
The man's son was a chip off the old block. With the same dark hair and blue eyes.
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The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.
I am a sworn member of the 9 Year Old Army
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An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater than 2MB each. Usually found in the secret closed-off computer room at the back of your high school library.
"Crap, I tried to OC and now my RAM is fried. Let's take a trip to thelibrary to get some from ye olde bag of RAM"
"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."
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Where the "chip" is referring to the son (or sometimes daughter), and the "block" is referring to the father (but seldom the mother). Meaning that the offspring heavily resemble their own parents. Also meaning that the son has acquired a characteristic from their father.
Hey Johnny, that's exactly what your Pop said! You're a real chip off of the old block, ya know that?
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Grandpa's old cough syrup usually refers to a hot toddy. A drink made with one shot of whiskey, a half cup of boiling water, a spoonful of honey, and a splash of lemon juice. Variations include adding cloves and/or cinnamon sticks then letting the drink brew for approximately 5 minutes before serving.
The nickname of Grandpa's old cough syrup comes from the hot toddy being used as a cold/flu remedy.
You guys been doing a little bit of boozing? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough syrup?
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When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.
Example 1:
Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.
Example 2:
Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.
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Another way of saying same as always, or nothing out of the ordinary.
Tom Cruise: Hi honey how was your day?
John Connor: Same old song and dance
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