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Bald guy

You

Your a bald guy

by Robert the boi November 15, 2022

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japanese guy

A guy named MATHIEU

Solène is going out with this new japanese guy. I think his name is Mathieu

by whereisthelove666 November 9, 2019

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baseball guy

The hottest sport for a guy. All girls will look at them and drool🀀🀀

Dang u see that guy over there? He must be a baseball guy

by Abbyma April 15, 2019

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Walmart Guy

A funnier way to say creeper or a weirdo.
Comes from the creepy people that great you at walmart.

Dude look at that guy just walmart guying.

Dude see that guy with all the piercings and the hair? What a walmart guy!

by Pat Johnsonisaballer December 29, 2011

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box guy

A helpful lad, who's always good at telling you what part of the latest trend you've failed to follow. He's always letting you know about cool new sexual apparatuses that never even existed before his beyotch read about them in cosmo. He's well versed in all the fresh urban lingo so he's great to have at the club to stop you from potentially making an ass of yourself. He may appear to be stern or short-tempered when correcting your mistakes but he only expects of you what he expects of himself.

Box Guy: You're not going to the club like that? We need to get you some hoop earings.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.

Box Guy: No way, think bigger.

Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.

Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

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Repair Guy

A man who dates women after they've had a bad breakup and helps them see that not all men are assholes. They aren't often in long term relationships because when their job is done the woman often leaves for someone better.

Person One: Hey, did you hear Monty and Amber are dating?
Person Two: It won't last long. He's just the Repair Guy.

by Aashiq Farid July 15, 2017

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Holmes Guy

A person who works in an office and eyes other men up in secret then goes to the disabled toilets to furiosly masterbate and release their inner tension. Generally perculiar in appearance and could be a sex offender

He look like a right holmes guy - check the toilets

by Poonarni October 7, 2011

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