wet you up

To shoot someone. Makes the clothes all wet from blood, hence the word "wet you up".

Gotta watch it in these streets cause they will set you up, wet you up.

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spicy super wets

when a dirty mexican goes down on you after eating fire hot sauce or habanero

Michelle is a dirty bitch that likes spicy super wets

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russian wet willie

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

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american wet dream

Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed

"I'm living the american wet dream"

(Sploosh)

"Oh man, these sheets are ruined"

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wet penny in the pocket

a drop of urine on the inside front of a man's pants caused by putting the penis up too soon after urinating

After returning to dinner from a bathroom break Harold realized he had a wet penny in the pocket.

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wet toast party

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.

Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.

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wet the baby's head

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.

Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

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