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Ordering a pizza and when it arrives, answering the door with no clothes on.
Let me just take off my clothes, readt for my pizza date before the dominos man knocks.
The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.
Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Incredibly uncomfortable sensation of fullness after gorging on pizza, garlic bread and/or knots.
Emilie: “Why are you laying on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.
Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.
A Gun That shoots Pizza at your enemies. Or when You throw pizza at your friend with a sling shot
hey
turns around wha-
pizza gun
When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.
Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.
She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.
When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral
Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao