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Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.
Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).
Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.
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that's so sad Alexa play Despacito but for ARMYs.
kim namjoon: i broke the your wii
kim seokjin: you what
jeon jungkook: That's so sad Rebecca play Fake Love
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Age Free Role playing is just what it says, it simply means There will be nothing restricted on what will or will not be role played regarding characters age in short (AFR)
I only do Age Free role playing
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The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)
Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!
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A meme originated from Super Mario Galaxy after one of the Lumas brutally die. It’s a meme with text saying “You can now play as Luigi.” The text is said after a sad ending is played.
“Mr. Stark… I don’t feel so good.”
You can now play as Luigi.
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You say this dark/macabre humor phrase to lighten things up when both people have been discussing sad topics. You laugh a little bit because it is so bad to say and then you move on to talking about lighter subject things again. It is a segue (pronounced seg-way) / (a conversational bridge)from sad subjects back to lighter ones.
I find it very useful, although some people have not heard it before and they get confused and don't know what you are talking about, so you have to explain it to them. Then they laugh and you both move on to lighter subjects.
Wow, that's too bad that your friend's sister's hairdresser's brother got in a car accident and lost his pinky toe. (both people feel sad and there is silence and conversation is halted) and so another person says , "But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play!" Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? And that is a shocking and awful thing to say, but it makes people laugh because it is so shocking and awful. Do not say this though if something is really really sad, because it will not lighten things up and it will make people mad and hurt their feelings.
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SEX!
Doin the dirty...
fucking around
being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare
Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..
Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!
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