Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

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No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

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PooP Deee

A feeling of extreme constipation which suddenly explodes into your toilet bowl.This is usually followed by extreme soarness of the anus.

Plus During a Poop Deee the anus makes awful squelching sounds followed by sounds of a person straining.

GAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH *Squelch* gah dat was a massive Poop Deee

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dookie poops

dank ass chiken wangs from famous georges in King of Prussia PA

person1 "yo lets got to hooters n get some wangs"
person2 "na dood lets get some dookie poops
person1 "word sauce!!"

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poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex

My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss

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Pi Poop

Mean or shitty statements uttered at the number π by other constants, or by some real and imaginary numbers, that are numerically or symbolically envious or jealous of her popularity or fame in many branches of mathematics.

“Pi is a chameleon that changes its value according to the situation she is in to appear ever useful.” or “π is an overrated irrational number that has bedeviled so many vain mathematicians, who have spent much of their working lives misusing obscene amounts of computer power to reveal as many digits of hers as possible.” or “Pi wants to be selfishly associated with the circle, which is arguably the most beautiful curve in mathematics.” Are these rantings mere pi poop to discredit the most beloved constant in mathematics?

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poop maid

Noun: A maid that specializes in fecal related activities. Usually dress up as a normal maid, and has good smelling poop.

Did you smell the bathroom after Marie used it? She's must be a poop maid!

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