Chuck Norris Shot

The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.

Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!

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Cum Shot Surprise

1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.

2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.

Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?

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Japanese Sling-shot

Snap-on male bikini briefs

Deputy Fred: commenting on the underwear that Miss Mona gave Ed Earl "It's a Japanese sling-shot!"

- From the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

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bolla shot colla

When a rich/caucasian/douchebag tries to be gansta. Usually yelled when one of the above exhibits a preppy polo with a popped collar.

Omg! Did you see Mike today? BOLLA SHOT COLLA! Ahaha what a dork!

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you get shot

you get shot is the result of wearing the wrong clothes in the wrong place.

"you get shot wearing that in my hood."

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Who Shot Johnny

When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.

This is a real Who Shot Johnny

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mumbai money shot

Right after the act of ejaculating on the face of your partner, throw curry on their face and start saying "li li li li li li li li li li li li" very rapidly and in a high pitch.

Doug- " Hey that dot-head you banged last night wasn't bad".

Steve- "Bro, she was hot. I gave her a mumbai money shot and told her to call a cab. Coincidentally the cab driver was her dad. That bitch still had rice in her hair".

Doug- "Dude, you are awesome the only other guy able to pull off a mumbai money shot was steve the face glazer".

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