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Politically incorrect way to say its interlocutor who does not agree sincerely to its considerations and waits that it reviews its position.
1- Your boss ask for you, only you, to make overtime in the day of the end of the soccer championship. Its reply it is: Suck my balls!!
2- You arrive in tired house of the work and find its brother-in-law taking the last beer of the refrigerator. It turns itself toward you and asks: What I go to drink now? Reply...Suck my balls!!
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when alcohol from many different sources is mixed into one drink, resulting in something that tastes like ass but fucks you up.
Johnny could not empty one particular bottle, so he began sucking on the devils cock instead.
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Vampire dick sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of fellatio bites the head off of the reciever's penis, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the penis and the rest of the body for adequate nutrients
Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice
Tim: Did you hear about the mishap with Stacy's diet?
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that vampire dick sucking ain't no joke
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when some one say shut the hell up you say suck me up
Victim- shut up
You- suck me up
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1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.
Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!
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Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand
Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole
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