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To kill one’s self or to kill another person for being dumb/ ignorant
I really just spelled goggles as google?? Take me out back
11👍 7👎
absorbing a minor setback to make a major comeback
commonly used in hockey
Aye bro i’m still on delivered.
No worries, take a hit make a play- we’re going out tonight.
It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.
Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something”
Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat
I didn’t know dating his friend would cause so much drama. Girl take your wig off!
When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
Where a group of 6 to 10 women get naked and standing form a line with their legs spread so as to form an upside down 'v'. This creates a tunnel of sorts. The woman in the back of the line crawls on her hands and knees giving each pussy a lick until she's reached the front of the line. Then the next woman. In the back of the line does the same and so on and so forth until every woman has been 'serviced' so to speak.
Brigit and Kayla hosted a slumber party over at kayla's house since kayla's parents were out of town. There were about. 15 of us. We played board games gossiped. And ended up. Taking the a train up town