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1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.
This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!
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The act of having sex while tripping on acid.
My gf came over last night after I had dosed and I had some funky-ass psychedelic sex with her! It was out of this world!
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Inhuman savage everlasting brutally hard sex
She said she wanted robot sex so I got myself a lawyer.
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A story about sex that gets the reader horny.
Ellie's parents had gone on holiday so she invited her boyfriend Jackson over.
"come round at 7 x" she messaged him.
At 7 Ellie's door rang and she rushed to answer it, there he was staring at her making her pussy all wet because of how good he looked. She dragged him inside rushing up the stairs into her bedroom. As soon as her bedroom door was shut she pinned him against the door and they started snogging. Jackson flipped them around and started nudging them towards the bed. They were lying down when Ellie sat up and started straddling Jackson whilst still making out with him. Her hips were slowly grinding on his until she felt his cock get hard through their pants. She made her way down, pulled his pants off and started giving him the sloppiest head ever, he was moaning her name quietly. As he cummed in her mouth she swallowed it and began making out with him again. Whilst they were snogging, he started feeling Ellie's pussy through her pants until it got so wet. He pulled them off and started rubbing her clit, he then shoved his fingers in her hole moving them around until her legs were shaking violently and her eyes were rolling back. As she orgasmed, she grabbed his dick and penetrated herself with it, as this happened a loud moan came out both their mouths. He started quickly thrusting inside of her, hearing the sound of skin on skin until he cummed inside of her. They both lay on their backs out of breath getting ready for round 2.
That was their sex story.
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It was a dark winter night, I was on the phone to my boyfriend and we were talking as we do most nights. He was the sexiest, most-popular boy in my school and every girl wanted him in their bed. All his exes always talked about how big his dick was but I always thought they were rumours.
He told me to sneak out of my house at exactly 10:00pm, I was very confused but he said he wanted to have some fun. He met me round the corner from my house and told me to follow him through a dingy alley and towards a corner where no one could see us if we laid down. It was so dark and we could barely see each other. I felt a touch on one of my huge tits and it felt good-I pretended like I didn't realise at first, until he started squeezing both of them harder and harder and I started biting my bottom lip to stop myself from moaning He then moved his hands down past my waist and to my ass and slowly lifted me onto him. Then he started bringing my ass closer to his dick but I was only wearing joggers and they were quite thin so that then meant I could slightly feel his 10 inch, rock solid dick against my throbbing pussy. I then put my hand down his pants and started giving him the hand job of a lifetime he couldn't hold his moaning in any longer and neither could I. He started penetrating me and I almost passed out-it was the best night of my life.
Sex story
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i slip off my outfit and step into the shower+bath combo with a detachable shower head. i leave the door open a crack on purpose just so she can maybe sneak in and join me. when i hear the front door of our apartment open i started moaning so she’ll peak in and see me fingering my wet pussy.
ah, yes. my plan works and she sees me masturbaiting with porn playing in the back i see her slip off her slutty dress to reveal the sexiest lingerie i’ve ever laid my eyes on. i motioned her to come here with my hand. she did as told but first she bent down to grad something from her purse and as she did i could see her thong soaking wet from her cum. when she stands up she said: “you like that?” and slipped off her thong and dug her fingers into her wet clit and sucking them dry. that made me drool so i picked her up and put her in the shower with me. the first thing i did was undid her bra and licked her head to toe. then i started on her pussy. she laid her leg up on the wall which gave me the ability to eat her out. she moaned and moaned and moaned until she grabbed the detachable and sprayed it right at my clit. i let out a loud moan. with one hand holding the shower head, she used her unoccupied hand to grab and twist my boobs. i let out an even louder moan.
then i grabbed the thing she pulled out of her purse, which was a vibrating dildo, and shoved it up her tight pussy. she moaned louder than ever. the steamy hot water pouring on to my skin made me even more hornier. she pulled out the dildo and stuck it in my mouth to taste her cum. then she shoved it up my clit which made me moan really loud. she unexpectedly picked me up and brought me to the bedroom so we could scissor and we eventually fell asleep in the 69 position. at 4:00 am i woke up to her licking me which made me cum all over her, but i cleaned it up with my warm, long, wet tongue. then we did doggy position and we fell asleep on each other, naked and warm
that was the hottest sex story i’ve ever read
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"elbow sex" is one of the lines audience members shout in a showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The line comes twice, both times Riff Raff and his sister Magenta
happen to face each other, lock hands with each other, with their arms above there heads. As they move together and at the moment all their elbows touch Magenta happens to complete a bit of overly dramatic dialogue and shouts in ecstasy. It does not look like the movie intended for the elbow touching to be viewed as sexual. Any use of the word elbow sex is likely a reference to the movie or a recreation of that event.
Two people rub elbows and make a sound of over exaggerated sexual gratification. For best effect moment should have suspense and build up and might include chanting elbow sex like is done at The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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