butt face ninja monkey

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

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smoke bomb and ninja flip

when used together they mean ugly girl and girl who is out of your league respectively. Used when you are at a bar and there is no girl there that you think you could have sex with. Thus, "the bar is full of smoke bombs and ninja flips."

"the bar is full of smoke bomb and ninja flip."

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Dar Uma á Ninja

Quando se falha todos os tiros a jogar csgo
Quando és mau em todos os jogos em existência

Bro tás a dar uma á Ninja fds(he failed every shot on enemy ct while he was defusing the bomb in front of him

Cat like ninja reflexes

The agility to handle any insect, person, animal, or object, in a way that protects the ninja, and or their friends and family.

Dave: *kills bug between fingers*
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.

Dave: I'm kind of a big deal

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

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Ultimate Supreme Ninja King

Function: noun
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors

1. To be one with achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.

The way in which Jüger just called out Rabbit's homoerotic tendencies definitely displays himself as the Ultimate Supreme Ninja King.

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teenage mutant ninja hobos

Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.

Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!

The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?

Tim: Yeah.

The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.

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