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When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.
Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh
A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits
Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?
I'm just kicking tits m'lady.
Oh man you know
The act of showing ones breast on the road when requested. Ex: "show us your boobs!" Then then the female replies with a road tit.
We where driving down the road when she gave us a road tit
The act of knowing something occurred, as described by funcamkw on chaturbate.
You made a shiesty comment. I seent tit.
A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of
Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...
Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.
When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.
Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?
Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!
Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:
"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."