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The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl
Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?
Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.
Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !
Bill: It was a real power turd.
A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?
When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame
you being a turd sandwich
The democratic nominee in a presidential election.
Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.
The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.