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The act of stretching ones labia majora to the absolute limit of its elastic capability. Usually under the assumption that this act of self-destruction is sexy.
"Goddamnit! Is that Kara's vagina bat wings? I'm eating breakfast here!"
"Isn't my vagina bat wing sexy?"
"...............I don't think we should talk anymore."
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A person who frequently eats vagina.
Ryan is a Vagina eating gigalo and he knows it.
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do you need a douche? you seem to have sand in your vagina
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Noun.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'
This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.
The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.
Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??
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See Sand in the Vagina
a girl or boy who's pretty bitching around and feeling uncomfortable.
Me: "Hey Kate, wanna go out tonight?"
Kate: "Ohhhh, no, no...I'm freezing and I'm so exhausted from work and it's cold outside."
Me: "So you simply got Sand in der Vagina, eh?"
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The name given to a vagina with very meaty loose flapping labia lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. I have fucked a woman such as this. I'm not proud but there you go.
"Oh, please tell me you didn't fuck her beef sandwich vagina."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
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Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.
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