what in the fuck

a more powerful version of "what the fuck" whene you are UTTERLY confused

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

pun fuck

When you fuck a person to make a pun.

Hay dude, Summer came early this year! hehe, nice a pun fuck
gurl, I just got Bill'ed . Wow, what a pun fuck

Come on fuck me emo boy

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no I am not typing that again
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fine
Come on fuck me emo boy

fuck-fucketty-fuck-fucking-fuckery

An angrier way of saying "fuck"

Usually used in a sentence with more cuss words 🙂

What the fuck-fucketty-fuck-fucking-fuckery in hell is this shit??

Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated

John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!