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Fucking dumbass fucking

A person with less intelegance then others also called "Fucking dumbass" doing the act of sex also called "Fucking"

Alex: Yoo my G I actually lost my virginity!
Max: So you were a fucking dumbass fucking?

by Z_Pai October 27, 2020


fuck music

A progressive rock subgenre dedicated to pointless rambling notes, typically on a guitar, but not in all cases. Major acts include Frank Zappa and the Mothers and Primus.

Apostrophe and Sailing the Seas of Cheese are my favorite fuck music albums.

by Progg March 11, 2016


Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."

"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."

by JSpaulding August 11, 2024


The Fuck Is This Syndrome

When something really bad happened and they don't have a clue what the fuck happened.

(person A)Hey I think your cat was hit by a car.
(Person B)I think I have The Fuck is This Syndrome.
(Person A)You should probably get that checked out.

by Whhyy the fuck did this happen August 29, 2023


Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 17, 2022


Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."

by ApacheHellion July 17, 2022


Suck and Fuck

Suck and Fuck is just what it sounds like. First you suck a dick and then you fuck them.

“Bro what did she do to you last night?”

“I thought we were just gonna fuck but she turned it around and did a suck and fuck.”

by yuhyuhbih August 13, 2019