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When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.
It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.
Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.
you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!
Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!
Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?
You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)
Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?
You're so horrible at your job you don't deserve your government position.
Alejandro Mayorkas is not fucking patriotic enough.
They get freaky/are very close friends.
"We aren't dating at all!" Melissa and Joe hold hands closely.
"Yeah, They're definitely fucking" - Everyone
Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
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