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When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
The kind of fame one get's from having sex with too many people, has nothing to do with how cool they actually are
Darrion is fucking famous. That's why even girls who haven't slept with him know his name
When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
The object of the cluster fuck. That which has created the fuck.
*looking at a condom stuck in the drain*
Mario: "Bang, there's the problem. That's the little fuck pimple that's causing the problem..."
A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
A fuck vibe is a noun similar to a red flag, but instead of describing an issue, it’s describing the energy of the issue.
Deriving from “bad fucking vibe”, a fuck vibe can be used to describe someone who has a weird energy to them without any discernible reason, or a situation that is very awkward or tense.
If it’s used to describe how someone feels, it’s like having a bad feeling about something, or feeling disgusted.
Please note: the context is important, saying someone has a fuck vibe can mean 2 different things.
“I walked into class on the first day and the professor had a fuck vibe. I checked the syllabus and dropped the class immediately.”
“The way that everyone at work was talking to me was giving me a fuck vibe, something was up.”
A fuck vibe is a noun that is similar to a red flag, but instead of describing an issue in someone, it’s describing the energy of that issue.
Derived from “bad fucking vibe”, a fuck vibe can describe someone who has something really off about them without any discernible reason, or a situation that feels very tense or uncomfortable.
It can also be used to describe how one feels, in place of “having a bad feeling”.
“I had to drop my professor because when I walked into class on the first day, he had such a fuck vibe.”
“I walked into the house and the way that everyone was talking to me was off and it gave me a fuck vibe, I knew something was up.”