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A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.
"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."
A variation of the Spit Roast. Whilst one person is servicing 2 partners from both ends, the partners then, in sync with each other, spin the servicing member without removing themselves from said member. Best done when the fishing is slow on a boat, preferably with a woman under 110lbs.
Thank God we had Cindy on board. The fishing sucked but we were able to rig up The 3-way swivel. She got sea sick afterwards but it doesn’t matter because we got ours.
A combination of 3 consecutive punches to the face or elsewhere. The combination of punches usually consists of a left, right, left.
He was talking shit to me so I caught him with a 3 piece spicy.
A "three track run" refers to the consecutive playing of three songs from a musical album or playlist. This term is often used to describe a particularly impressive or notable sequence of songs that flow seamlessly together, creating a cohesive and enjoyable listening experience.
Person 1: Katy Perry's Teenage Dream album has the best 3 track run of all time
Person 2: OMG YEAH, They blend so wonderfully. The upbeat and energetic "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" transitions smoothly into the summer anthem "California Gurls," before culminating in the empowering and uplifting ballad "Firework."
Person 1: How beautiful 🥲
A numerical relationship or statement most kindergarteners and younger elementary school students would reject as being an equation, because in their minds the “answer” or the “sum” must always be on the right side of an equation.
When grades 1–3 students don’t consider numerical liaisons like 3 = 2 + 1 and 1 = 3 – 2 as valid equations or mathematical sentences, their responses reveal a fair bit about their thinking processes.
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john, the most sweet, compassionate, and loving boy you’ll ever get to meet. can always make someone smile, and never fails to make them laugh. he feels insecure and scared at time just like anyone else but he will always feel the way he tells you. never lies to you, even when he messes up. sometimes the second or third chance is worth it. he’ll always understand your needs and wants and do his best to support them. he has a soft side. its hard to believe but you can hurt his feelings just like your feelings get hurt too. so loving and sweet, even though he wakes u up from NAPS, but makes up for it. one of the most genuine boyfriends you’ll ever get, and gives you the world and more.💖
me: “john abner <3 is the most amazing boy in my world “
A way for youtubers to make fools of themselves while doing terrible editing of a "scary" thing.
Youtuber: "An imposter broke into my house at 3AM, and I turned into an imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone else: "Everyone knows these 3 AM Videos are so fake, but youtubers make fools of themselves so it's funny."
Youtuber: "NOOOOOO!!! I SWEAR THIS IS REAL!!!!, AN ACTUAL IMPOSTER BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"