\m/(>o<)\m/

An emoticon for rock on.

Weasel: I'm bored. I'm going to go listen to some ACDC.

Jeff: aight bye \m/(>o<)\m/

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faggot o' clock

Faggot o'clock is exactly 11:31am.

guy1: what time is it?
guy2: faggot o' clock.

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Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone

The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

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choc-o-hawk

to squeeze a turd out vertically over a willing partner's head while getting a blowjob, in the form of a mohawk. usually administered in a 3-point stance.

I paid some prostitute to let me give her a choc-o-hawk at the truck stop last night.

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guitar queer-o

adjective,
its when you have guitar hero1,2, and 3 and you play it every day of your life and you beat the game in 2 days or less

WARNING-if 2 or more of those apply to you have some-one hide the game for a long period of time

did you hear monica broke up with greg cuz he was turning into a guitar queer-o!!

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H-O-E

Short for Whore

Man, she is such a hoe.

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fillet-o-fish

A mmmmmm... good piece of smelly pussy. Lick It UP

Oh man I ate Maggie's fillet-o-fish last night... damn she was like tuna fish.

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