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A rather outstanding male individual, typically from the Lombardian region of Italy. Usually recognized for his above average performance during the act of love-making, this fellow lad tears hearts apart faster than he eats his risotto alla Milanese. Overall impressive knowledge and rather nice teeth. Always seems to carry around a condescending look towards other humans who he believes to be inferior than him. Sarcastic as fuck.
"Oh my god, I had sex with Luca last night"
"Did he perform the sloppy jalopi?"
"To a great extent."
"What an asshole that Luca"
"Yeah, I know."
The only thing more massive than Lucas’s cock are his hard balls
Lucas is the for a person that is not British.
I really don't like people like Lucas
lucas is the gayest straight person you will ever know, if you see a ever see a lucas kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible the harder you kick the louder he'll moan. but if you gonna kick him may as well choke him too if you do these at the same time he'll make a moan so loud it will make a black hole the size of the sun
oh look its lucas
*all the males within a 5 mile radius faint*
Incredible cocky, but he doesn't really have the right to be it. He can be pretty cool, but he overall is pretty stupid...but like really stupid.
Example:
Bot#1: Look at this Luca, he's so stupid.