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This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.
Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?
Why?
You were born July 2 2008 right?
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World's rarest videogame,
It is a rare edition of Sonic 2, the only known owner of the edition is Scott Wozniak
"Which one is in fact the "rarest game of all time". ITS SONIC 2 WITH A LINE!
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An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
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A girl that isn't pretty enough to do sober, but is downright doable after you've had a few beers and the bar is closing.
"Hey man, what do you think about the new girl?" "She's 2:00 pretty."
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The second installment in the Jurassic park franchise. Based off of the novel The lost world Jurassic park by Michael Criton. Better than the third movie
Jurassic park 2 is so much better than Jurassic park 3
yeah it is
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the 2 inches added to the end of a ruler when a man measures his penis.
mines 9 inches, with the costamary 2 inch rule.
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A totally awesome game that came out in the 90's for the Sega Genesis. It was the first and last bitching 2-D Sonic the Hedgehog game. If you have never played this game before, then you may want to think about killing yourself for missing it. If you think that any other 2-D Sonic games are better than this one, then kill yourself RIGHT NOW!!!!
Kevin: I'm going to go play Halo 2 on my X-Box.
Brett: I'm going to kill you and your X-Box because Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is a much better game.
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