Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.
Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.
Person 1: ..
She had ‘Alex Stuart’ teeth
He was the ‘Alex stuart’ husband
Alex Sagadal is a very mean person. Someone that isn’t very confident in himself but changes with closer freinds. He’s a beta.
OMG your such a Alex Sagadal.
A girl who loves san choy bow and baba ganoush. She is a beast at roblox.
Hey whos alex?
Alex meilak! the queen of san choy bow roblox!
A fat neek who obsesses over his ex Lara and likes to drink Stella to think he’s cool but is actually just a loner
What is alex jewell doing?
Probably looking at Lara’s insta and drinking Stella like a neek
Simply the best song in existence.
A: Have you heard of Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb?
B: Yeah, of course I have! It's amazing!
Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.
"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"