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When, during a coital interlock with a man or woman, a cock is driven down the esophagus and exits through the anus like a tasty sex kabob
Montgumery: Reverse anal? Baby, you gonna stick it in my ass already?!
Washington: Suga Ima' stick it OUT yo ass!
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The best tasting meal when I wake up in the morning.
Mmmmmm... Anal Beads for breakfast.
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people who call other people anal retentive, who talk about Freud defining anal retentive, who ask people when was the last time they wet their pants or pooped in their diaper and who ask silly annoying questions and refuse to pay proper attention to the rules of the game
Someone who thinks being orderly and clean or striving for perfection is nitpicking or anal retentive are anal retentive themselves.
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when you have fluids semen, water or other liquids flowing out of the anus
Austin Derby: i have to have a glass of anal leakage every morning to wake me up
Cody Reed:.....
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Apparently done at frat parties by "straight" guys.
One guy lies on the floor face up, another guy squats over
his face about 6 inches. Beer is then poured down the
squatting guy's back, running down over his butt crack, over the anus, and into the mouth of the guy lying on the
floor. Hmmmm....nutty....
The frat boys were anal chugging fancy beer last night.
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Dervived from an Asshole, and the shit that comes out of it, an anal pastie is what someone is usually considered to eat if they are a shit eater, or lick peoples arseholes (figuratively). Anal pastie is usually used as follows...
Goddamn,
Bob, you really do eat your Dads anal pasties don't you. You lick more ass than a hungry blind canine.
Or
Fucking hell James, did you want to eat anymore of his/her anal pasties? You shitraping motherfucking poo prodder.
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similar to "can opener" maneuver off of the diving board, but landing directly in the ass, causing an extreme rush of water into the asshole.
While trying to show off my incredibly awesome dives, I accidently fell directly on my ass, creating an anal opener.
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