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Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.
Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander
A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
the never let me down handy 4 way lug nut wrench jot down in history as one of the most convenient on the go tools invented for quick car repairs since the day it was invented.
who invented the cross bar?
Bob jones spanner
Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.
Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!
Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob
Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
the most hilarious thing to ever be said
amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar
Tyler : “I just rolled a bar to spark up”
Kevin: “That is a nice wood it’s nice”
receiving head while making a cocktail
she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud