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Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
Two friends who both knowingly received head from the same girl.
Gabe- Hey just got head from Dana
Connor- No way! I did too. We're blown brothers
You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
Girl- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.
Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
Boy girl with buzz haircut- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.
On Tuesday may 24th you have to give your brother soda
Bro you owe me a soda it’s give your brother soda Tuesday
what you are with one or multiple of your friends after the act of nutting in a cup after, before or at the same time of your friend or friend’s then mixing it splitting it into even portions and taking it like it’s a shot of vodka
JJ says “We are all officially Nut Brothers”
Everyone cheers “Yes we are”