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a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.
Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"
Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."
Dick: "Word."
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After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a homosexual.
Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last night. It was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.
"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
A sexual maneuver in which the woman’s vagina and her partners anus are pressed together, and the partner defecates in her vagina.
It was all fun and games until she asked to do a Chocolate Pussy Pie!
eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.
Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.
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When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
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Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!
Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.
The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.
Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.