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A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
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An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.
Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.
Butt crack jack the little kid who gets smacked!
when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.
person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK
A area in a city where a larg population of crack heads be.
I think we in crack head city right now.
when your super high and it like holy fucc
man timmy's dad went crack shaka laka
A nation holiday to respect those who look/act like crack heads. Weather it be on school grounds or at 3am inside of a Walmart. October 13th is National Crack head Day
Did you know national crack head day is on Oct 13