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When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).
"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."
Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.
Listen here you little david nora.
Used when you cant use vulgarity around people
A cute tender butt hole. Generaly, it’s used to put multiple sex toys in it.
Can I dip my rod in your tight David Migneault?
I want you make my David Migneault bleed!
Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.
Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro
so cringy it gives you goosebumps.
Kevin>That's not 3 out of 3.. that's 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro