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Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!
Did it feel better than vaginal?
To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.
When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO
Something you try to get to and you're so close to it but you just can't reach it.
"Are you trying to quit heroin?"
"Nah it's like Chasing a Red Dragon"
A beverage that Austin once drank and then exclaimed “ I drank Dragon Semen yesterday!” Austin loves dragon Semen with all his heart and has since inspired Merch and a theatrical release of his inspiring story.
Austin: I drank Austin’s Dragon Semen yesterday 👌
A martial arts stance that involves the man grabbing the victim and making them cum so much they can no longer move
Last night I destroyed someone with the Dragon Cum Stance
man she slayed the dragon hard last night i cant see straight dawg
An inspiring anime in which you learn:
If you want to gain power...
Scream
Example:*Screams like a little girl whining, surprisingly for the type of people in Dragon Ball Z*
*Goes super Saiyan*