literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
The type of guy who could have a girl feeling his bicep but not pick up her signals.
Man you see that, he is such a Ethan
A snake whose breath stinks and enjoys hacking into peoples snapchat accounts.
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: That's Ethan he's a snake whose breath stinks.
Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.
Oh my god that faggot ethan is such a boomer!
a special fat person who can script on roblox (hi ren)
Astro: Ethan work on ACZ-RAVEN <3
Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.
Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.
Type of guy of says he cares but actually does care.
Friend 1: OMG I just love Ethan! He says he cares and he actually does care!
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?