friends with malevolence

Friends that tease, make fun of, and generally like to cause evil or mean actions to each other. Whether or not these friends are being serious or not often depends on the friends.

I like to make fun of my friends acne because we are friends with malevolence.

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Friend of Tummus

Someone who is so far in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.

Tom Cruise is such a closet case, he's a friend of tummus.

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conditional friend

individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend

"I can't talk to John as I and Danny have broken up, he was my conditional friend.

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friend hearts

Hearts you send to your friend. That doesn’t mean you like them it just means y’all are really good friends (best friends).

Your my favorite 💞(friend hearts)

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Friend-Boy

A boy who is more than just a friend, but not yet your "Boyfriend".

Karren: "My Friend-Boy is going to come to that party with me Friday, What should I wear?"

Lisa: "He isn't your boyfriend yet?"

Karren: "Not yet. But, we're talking. He will be my boyfriend by the end of the night."

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friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

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Spam friend

Noun - Excessive friends on Facebook that you really wish you did not have:

1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.

2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.

3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.

I put all of my spam friends into a single group on Facebook. Now I can be offline to them all the time!

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