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play the lone hand

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

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Tapatio Hot Hand

A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.

Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed

(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)

After a long day, Riker loves nothing more than a Tapatio hot hand

by Aldosim November 18, 2021

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Second Hand Retardation

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".

"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 31, 2017


B1 Hand Symbol

The official symbol for B1 (Black First). You just form a lowercase b with one hand, while holding up one finger with the other hand.

"The Wakanda Forever pose is out, now the B1 Hand Symbol is in".

by IBTAL September 28, 2019

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squid hands

To be able to climb up buildings like Spider-Man

Hey I got bit by a radioactive squid and now I have squid hands.

by Big daddy white September 23, 2013

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Irish Hand Grenade

A mixed drink typically drunk on St. Patrick's Day, made and drunk like so.
1. Fill a pint glass halfway with a stout such as Guiness.
2. Fill two shot glasses, one with Irish cream such as Baileys and one with Irish whiskey such as Jameson and set them both inside the top of the glass so that they wedge against each other.
3. Pull out the shot of Irish whiskey like you would the pin of a hand grenade and down the shot. The shot of Irish cream will fall in to the stout. Down that next.

"Sure do love these Irish Hand Grenades. Just wish it wasn't so fucking awkward."

by Aelle February 6, 2019

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Fish Hands

When a male rubs his genitals with his hands and attempts to touch other people to spread the putrid smell. The smell is often compared to dead fish.

Boy sticks his hand down his pants, rubs his genitals and then runs around the house trying to touch people with it, screaming "Fish Hands!" in the process.

by KAM52 July 20, 2007

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