when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin
Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
A foamer hat is any type of hat (typically a baseball cap) that is worn by a transit enthusiast. Transit enthusiasts, sometimes called foamers tend to wear hats while filming or riding trains. Foamer hats usually consist of a metro, or commuter rail line or branding, covered in enamel or metal pins of the transit kind.
Justin: “yo check out my foamer hat”
Everyone else: “WE DON’T CARE”
Drunk to the most maximum levels
Hey man when I get back from the military we gotta get “fried to the hat”
Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.
Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.
Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night
A daisy chain of six men, inside each other knob to bottom, bouncing around the Atlantic Ocean.
"We were on Freds boat, but I was left out of the Grouper Hats because they wanted an even number."