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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 04, 2025


Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?

"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021


sweaty chicken legs

When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking

Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs

by sexyass22 March 19, 2014


Legging Virgin

Someone who wears leggings that are so tight no dick could ever get in

Don't ever date a legging virgin if you want some action.

by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch April 15, 2022


leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 04, 2004


Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019


Leg it

To leg it means to run or dash away. This phrase is most commonly used when escaping from something that would seemingly cause mischief or trouble to yourself.

"Oh no! Emma is coming! Leg it!"

by Inconsolable April 20, 2018