Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.

"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

Long Nose Booger

Sperm Nut Cum Cream OR Stick substance

Landen what is this long nose booger doing on your underwear.\

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Alabama Long Sleeve

An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.

I saw Emma at the weekend and decided to put on my Alabama Long Sleeve

Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

Chan Tin Long

A perfect man you wish you have but he already has a girlfriend and he is loyal to her. Tin Long is the kinda guy that you meet at work or share a class with, he never strikes the impression that he might be a great lover but he is. You wish he was yours, but he belongs to someone else.

Is that crush of your a Chan Tin Long? Yeah, he is a Tin Long, I wish he was mine.