Drop D dickhead music

The majority of modern heavy metal. Music which is thrashy for the sake of thrashy and usualy played by complete idiots.

Usualy played in drop D (a guitar tunning acheived by by loosening the low E until it is a D) as the name would sugest, but can be played in any drop tunning.

Most riffs will consist of 2 to 4 bars of beefy low end crunch, followed by a quick Dime squeel. Lyrics will either be growled or sang in a wingy moany fashion similar to crying. Drummer will usualy play with a double bass pedal and a chineese ride symbol.

Common characteristics include: Not being able to tell riffs apart from each other, not being able to tell songs apart from each other, not being able to tell bands apart from each other.

Dickhead in boiler suit: "Are you going to download festival this year?".
Classic metaler: "No".
Dickhead in boiler suit: "Why not?"
Classic metaler: "coz it's all drop D dickhead music".
Dickhead in boiler suit:(begins to winge like a bitch)

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The good Ol days of music

Oh the GOOD OLD DAYS OF MUSIC.

Yeah. Every generation says that. Fact is, countless excellent bands are created every day, many excellent new bands will be made and their fans will grow up to say that was the apex of music.

Basically, piss off.

*the good ol days of music doesn't exist, its an illusion

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soul music

A shitty genre of 70’s music that every Stewart, Bill or Dave from the North loves

Oh you like soul music? I know you were born in the 60’s

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Music City Musket Loader

When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"

My Husband gave me a Music City Musket Loader last night... My pus is still on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Angry Young Man Music

Angry Young Man Music is generally a mix of the heavy-metal, hip-hip, industrial and 'angsty' alternative genres. It seems that of the music coming out of these genres, Angry Young Man Music includes those artists who music is particularly bad.

This style of music is often listened to by those who suffer from Angry Young Man Syndrome. Once they are hooked on Angry Young Man Music, they lose the ability to appreciate all other types of music. Sometimes after they recover from Angry Young Man Syndrome, they look back at their record collection and wonder how they ever could have listened to such crap music.

Friend 1: Hey, maybe would could borrow some CDs from Sam for the party?
Friend 2: Don't bother - he only listens to Angry Young Man Music.

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Euro Trash Sex Music

Loud trashy music originating from Europe. The name may sound cool but the sound is not. This genre of music makes it particularly hard to study Science.

Person1: Dude, I can't study science. My brother is blasting his Euro Trash Sex Music
Person2:Ooh, that sound like a cool genre of music
Person1: Trust me, the name decieves you

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PMD (Post Musical Depression)

This is the state of depression, remembrance, and longing after a musical or play that you were in is over. Specifically at SFS. You may feel a little to very shaken up, it varies from person to person. This can last up to 1-3 months.

*see someone from musical. "Heyy!!! Ommgggg (sad face here) I have PMD (Post Musical Depression) SOO BADD!" .. " OMG me too i miss sfs musical so much... my PMD is getting realy bad...thank God for frisbee thursdays!

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