Fetus Penis

1)The act of engaging in vaginal sexual intercourse with an already impregnated woman.

2)Getting your penis all up in that fetus.

3)Poking a baby in the face (with your penis, of course).

John: Yo, Alex did you plow Tiffany last night?

Alex: Hell yah John you know it!

John: Dude, she's four months pregnant with Tim's baby. You got that fetus penis!!!

Alex: Shutup man.

John: Alright, alright............. Fetus penis.

Fetus penis: That shit your daddy probably resorted to.

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Big penis

Someone with the gentails larger then most males, above the average size.

"Woah Evan Gourley has a big penis"

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Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

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penis koala

small fury animal that likes to cling onto penises or a particular penis, they are also known as anna

'ian you are so lucky because you have got the only penis koala that is left in the world'

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penis vacuum

1.Someone who gives a blow job.
2.A mouth.
Copyrighted by Anna

Anna is a total penis vacuum, she gives head all the time

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gay penis

A penis that springs up at the sight of a man, despite what the actual person wants (whether the person is homo or straight)

Ah fuck, i wanted to tap Angelina, but my gay penis wanted Adam.

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georgia penis

The largest cock known to man-kind. It is 17 inches in girth and 16 inches in length. Usually found on rednecks that fly the rebel flag regularly. They use Georgia red clay as lubricant for their trailer park sluts. Unlike Alabama penises , we don't fuck family members

Girl: " I couldn't walk this morning "

Guy: he gave you the Georgia penis didn't he "

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