The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.
Bro my buttered eggs are still sore
When she has a perfect rump for an ass and 2 fried eggs for breasts
Pal: Tell me about your new girlfriend
Pal 2: She is fit and has steak n eggs
A nuisance; euphemism for a pain in the ass cheeks.
Alfarouk: let's get that crown!!
Maha: Uh oh, we died!
Alfarouk and Maha: A stick In an Egg!
Just another slang for a woman squirting
Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress
A strange individual who shares characteristic with an animal that comes from an egg.
The egg baby shared characteristics with a penguin
Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.
PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”