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I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023


Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot

Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"

by piedot August 28, 2019


The real BB

BEST GODDAMN BUYER ON THE REAL ESTATE MARKET! Kids going places and if you ever have the opportunity to have him purchase your home, I wouldn’t turn it down cause if you do you’ll be suffering a massive loss.

The real BB is an investment god

by cdawgsquared March 11, 2019


Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky

beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*

by the real liru fucker October 6, 2021


for real pharrel

It is when something or someone is so real that it can not go unnoticed...

garrick: I am a furry and I wish for you to join me on my journey

lucas: you're delusional

garrick: no it's for real pharrel

by littycommitty September 28, 2019


gin if real

any average, unkempt and bland looking male with brown hair and facial hair and absolutely expressionless thousand kilometer stare

scott howl.. yep gin if real
big boss mgs... yep gin if real (No! that is not solid snake)
professur birch... yep gin if real
herobrine? yep gin if real
barbie? yes gin if real
eggman? eggman nega? no! that is gin if real
harry dubois? yes that is gin if real
blacksmith guy from genshit impact , yes that is gin if real if gacha

also call me on whtasapp i resell vintage and ket

by sirsquirg April 4, 2024


The real beast

Kids with big ass heads and scar faces

Kamo is the real beast fr

by The big slime June 16, 2023