Cincinnati Root Beer Float

When a man shoots his load in a soft drink, preferrably root beer, and someone else drinks it.

Jamie: Boy, it sure is hot today.
Randell: How about I make you a Cincinnati Root Beer Float?
Jamie: Jeez, that would sure hit the spot!

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University of Casual Sex and Beer

The university in Santa Barbara, California, better known as UCSB. Due to the concerns of parents who do not want their children exposed to casual sex and beer, the UC Board of Regents changed the school's name to the University of California, Santa Barbara.

"My buddy balled six chicks this weekend. He goes to the University of Casual Sex and Beer."

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beer bear

one who is fond of beer and is always high on that stuff.

It is no surprise that he drank ten beers. He is a beer bear.

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beer selection anxiety disorder

Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."

Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.

It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.

Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.

Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.

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beer pong slam dunk

The act of leaping across a a table while playing beer pong to "slam" the ping pong ball into the cup often resulting in persoanal injury, damaged tables, and a lack of self respect.

Damn dude, did you see him make that beer pong slam dunk, what a fuckin tard.

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Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome

When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.

"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:

Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"

enters guy 3

Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"

Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"

Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "

Bird Call Beer Shoots

Making the sound of a bird call to inform other people about taking a beer shot with beer only.

“Prrrrrrr, hey Nicole, pour us some Burning Beard bird call beer shoots!”