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when someone is having gay sex and uses a glass bottle as a dildo and it breaks.
bro, yesturday i was fucking that one guy and i did a “dirty Brady P” on accident
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When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere.
He wouldn't man! I think he has P-Plater Syndrome.
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Lil Uzi Vert's Highly anticipated album but barely made it past 10/25.
disappointing actually from one of the best artists in this generation.
Uzi dropped the p!nk tape and it was ass.
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Awesome pun name that sounds like colonoscopy.
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*
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No this is not your granddad's s&p 500! In this case it stands for the shit and piss 500
And usually applies to any job where the primary function is to clean up. A lot of pee and poo! Rest homes and hospitals come to mind here.
Nurse 1 clocking in for 2nd shift at "throwing shade ass tits tits living": "how was it today?"nurse 2:"oh it's been the s&p 500 every since I clocked in at 6:00 this morning!"
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Freaky is the BEST FNaF Gacha Tuber EVER
She has 2k so Please get her to at least 100k
most famous video: Aftons react to tik toks
Second famous video: Aftons meet William Afton family
“Freaky Afton :P is my best friend!”
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