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To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.
Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.
legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .
Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice
This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half
When you go down on a girl and she's on her period and then she shits but you don't stop
Last night I was eating this girl out while she was on the rag and she shit herself so I ate the beef pizza.
Beef pizza, a.k.a. hamburger pizza, is one of the best pizzas. It reigns over cheese and works well when combined with pepperoni to form a pepperoni and beef combination pizza, usually just known as combination pizza.
Man, I cant wait to eat the beef pizza I ordered.
basically the God of all desserts and soon to be memee
Its the best pizza place in Turkey, and its located in Konya.
And they are famous for their delivery boys (Loran) profile picture on Facebook
Yoo this tastes amazing, What pizza is this?
Its Corner Pizza Bro.