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when you beat some one to a such a pulp that they are laying on the ground in a puddle of there own piss.
DUDE!, i just fuckin piss kicked that little bitch in marching band
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When you urinate in a used condom, freeze it, then use it as a dildo. After you're done using it as a dildo, you peel away the condom and eat it
I caught my girl using a piss pop. At least she got a free popsicle
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An object that is launched at an extremely high speed and/or hits someone in the balls so hard that they piss everywhere
That was a piss missile
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The Devils Piss is a concoction of alcohol. It consists on about a teaspoon of Smirnoff (4.8% alc lvl) About a tablespoon of 50 proof Vodka, a Tablespoon of 100 proof vodka, a teaspoon of Amsterdam vodka, and A tablespoon and a half of Crown Royal Whiskey. It will take about 3 small cups to get messed up. It is also a great addition to the game ring of fire
We need some Devil's Piss to set this party off Gerald
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When you are so mad that you can't even drive, so you have to call a rideshare to get where you are going.
Oh man, yesterday I was Uber pissed at my boss....so I have to go back and pick up my car today.
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sperm,spunk,white wee wee, dick snot, jizz
after a few tugs, pastel piss came out
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