The large saggy breasts of an older woman
“Hey guys, have you seen Moon lately? Those rusty clunkers are hanging pretty low these days”
Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.
Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.
Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts
You are having with your girl from behind (vaginally) while she is on her period. when you pull out you blow your load all over the back of her head.
"Dude, I just fucked this girl while she was on the rag so i shot my load on the back of her head" Dude1
"Man you just earned a roge point for giving her a Rusty Schnozzel."Dude2
When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer
He ask his girlfriend to give him a rusty palmer.